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axedeodorant:

My mom told me my middle name was going to be ‘Stanley’ but then she realized that my initials would be ‘ASS’ so she changed my middle name to something generic and I was saved from ridicule but im pissed now bc there is a girl in my dorm who has the initials ‘ASS’. we could have been ASS buddies

mermeme:

shes infiltrated the media

thatfunnyblog:

i should not be laughing this hard

icorly:

mike wazowski opens up a tattoo shop called Monsters Ink

*removes one earbud* what

datsrad:

I just saved this bby new born deer. and I’m crying bc it kept following me.

sylvester-calzone:

finally told my parents they’re gay

bombing:

noseblow:

bombing:

i’m on a seafood diet. i only eat seafood

that’s not how the joke goes lmao

do my weight loss goals seem like a fucking joke to you

nialllhoran:

nothing annoys me more than people being like “LEARN TO TAKE A JOKE” when you find something offensive or disgusting like where am i learning to take this joke? to the fucking trash where it belongs?

hamsterangst:

WHENEVER I TOUCH CEILINGS I FEEL REALLY POWERFUL

meladoodle:

yeah i understand you’re charging me for bank robbery, but i licked the money so therefore it is mine

koolaidicecubes:

Trying to be angry at your best friend like

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