he was born with the punk
I’m like four days past my bedtime
the drugs from my wisdom teeth removal have worn off
and i looked back on my twitter from this morning
"they took my teeths and didnt even say mazel tov"
Zayn Malik for Fabulous Magazine
according to society if you’re confident you’re self-obsessed but if you’re insecure you’re weak so that is why i am a simple giraffe
true love is having a crush on him even after he got a haircut
the female mind is a very strange place.
No one’s denying it
testicles are actually filled with candy so hit them really hard with bats
Have you ever bullshitted an assignment so hard you basically laugh after every sentence you write
man this has been the worst life of my life