princass:

Losing everything but weight

westbor0baptistchurch:

Don’t be sad, @aaroncarpenter.

If I was your mother, I would probably try to leave you at the grocery store too.

charmanclers:

you know when youre eating pizza and then all of a sudden the cheese does the thing

neopiacentral:

I love buying new things but i hate spending money I’m so angry

gamsee:

the bed that i fuck your girl in

best-of-funny:

lol-lmfao-rofl:

tibets:

here is a cat that was thrown in burger king

the girl is not even surprised or anything

“meh, this isn’t the first time something like this has happened” 

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eqocentric:

those people who say they’re ugly but actually they’re super attractive

redheads-not-warheads:

these stupid screenshots are the only posts of mine that ever get notes

oprahs-right-nipple:

when i was at my first high school there was this really religious girl who would tell you off if you swore or said stuff like ‘oh my god’ and then one day she wouldn’t stop correcting the science teacher and he just turned around and went “JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SOPHIE SHUT THE FUCK UP” and she freaked out and started praying and then the next week her parents tried to sue the teacher 

saturgay:

Liking someone you never see is the most frustrating feeling in the world

internetexplorers:

dogs have more respect for people than some people do